Has it really been almost 7 years???

My phone is stuffed. But that's no surprise really. Every phone I've ever owned is doomed from the start.

Anyway, this whole evening while Joe was at the gym, I'd been trying so hard to telepathically send him this message... "get me a vanilla magnum, get me a vanilla magnum, get me a vanilla magnum..."get the drift?

So considering that we will be celebrating 7 years of marriage at the end of this week, I was very optimistic that he would hear my 'clear as day' telepathic message...WRONG.

He came home with no vanilla magnum. So disappointing.

 I told him about the telepathic message I'd been trying to send him all night. He asked me what it was, so I repeated it..."get me a vanilla magnum" to which he thought my whole idea of even trying to telepathically communicate with him was stupid and quote "you're a screw ball!"- what does that even mean anyway!?

Well, little does he know that I've been telepathically communicating with him our whole marriage and it has worked most of the time- how else would I have gotten that cute handbag earlier today!?.  It just failed to work tonight.

It really failed to work tonight, because he later walked in the room with two mandarines and handed them to me... "no thanks, babe..." I told him, " I don't want a mandarine." Joe looked at me puzzled, so I looked at him puzzled, to which he replied... "isn't that what you telepathically wanted me to get you all night?"

 Huh?

How the heck do you get two mandarines from "get me a vanilla magnum???" Oh, dear.

 So not only is our telepathic communication a little shaky at times after almost 7 years of marriage, but clearly our verbal communication isn't looking too promising either. Oh well babe, luckily we have eternity to get it right!